Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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