I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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