ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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