12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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