I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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