yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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