turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
