so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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