I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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