My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Just puked most of my soul out..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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