Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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