its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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