normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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