he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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