I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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