those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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