Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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