i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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