You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
