So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
