why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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