Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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