If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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