this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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