the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
When did angry sex become our thing?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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