hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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