UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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