one two three fourrrrnication!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
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