3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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