Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
My vagina just recognized that song.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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