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honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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