Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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