I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize