Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
