The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I need water and some morals
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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