Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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