Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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