once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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