i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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