Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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