so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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