You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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