Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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