I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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