the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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