So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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