Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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