i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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