oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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