If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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