: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My dick has a subreddit
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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