So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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