Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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