too bad you live with your parents still
they need to just BURY HIM!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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