what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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